Shrooming In The Mushroom Kingdon

A lot of people think that Super Mario Bros. was a drugged laden creation from the blood thirsty Yakuza jaded mind of Nintendo Grand Wizard, Shigeru Miyamoto.

I’ve done shrooms and beyond projectile vomiting blue liquid, and having my non existent body fly over a vector riddled line drawn oscilloscope mountain scene-scape, I don’t remember seeing turtles that I wanted to kill.

Imagine Joy Division's album in green and I totally flew over this shit for hours.

Imagine Joy Division’s album in green and I totally flew over this shit for hours.

Pete Holmes shows us what Super Mario Bros. would have looked like if it was really made by Greatful Dead listening, orange juice drinking, butt-ass smelling hippies who valued their own subjective balls tripping personal expression over the sanity of your video game playing children.

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