Dead Pixel Cult’s Flix Pix for June, 2015

This month brings a couple of high profile season dumps into the Netflix queue. Orange Is the New Black makes a comeback with Season 3, showing us once again that men can enjoy lesbionic sex scenes while their wives are entertained by catty prison politics. In terms of couples entertainment, we all win.

Agents of Shield: Season 2 arrives. Which is a bonus for me, since I’ve been dodging the damn show all year after falling in love with the show late via Netflix. Though most of you already know how this shit panned out, I’m still interested to see if they’re going to up the super power anti or just keep giving me low budget Avengers with a Buffy the Vampire Slayer twist.

Nightcrawler is also being released, giving us Jake Gyllenhaal’s take on an awkwardly sociopathic freelance videographer. Think of it as Glengarry Glen Ross, but with ponytailed douchebags in member’s only windbreakers who drive around in news vans.

I’m also looking forward to the documentary, Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer. The amazing thing about Pussy Riot is that they’ve tricked normal people into championing their deviant Pink Flamingos-esque stunts as political protest. People always talk about how Pussy Riot got arrested for performing illegally at a church, but those same people have probably never seen Pussy Riot steal a frozen chicken by shoving it completely up their vagina before walking out of the store… without purchasing it. The film will probably be biased but what documentary isn’t?

Bindi’s Boot Camp: Season 1 makes its Netflix debut. I’ll probably watch it with my kids, but I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I’m just anticipating the inevitable Stingray episode. Check out the complete list of expected releases below.

Titles Heading to Netflix in June 2015

June 1st
The Aviator (2004)
Employee of the Month (2006)
Hidden Kingdoms (2014)
The High and the Mighty (1954)
La Dictadura Perfecta (2014)
The Magdalene Sisters (2002)
R.L. Stine’s The Haunting Hour: Don’t Think About It (2007)
R.L. Stine’s Mostly Ghostly (2008)
Sex Ed (2014)
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Atlanta (2013)
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Las Vegas (2014)
Shaquille O’Neal Presents: All Star Comedy Jam: Live from Orlando (2012)

June 3rd
The Best of Me (2014)
Hector and the Search for Happiness (2014)

June 5th
Sense8: Season One

June 6th
On the Road (2012)

June 7th
Words and Pictures (2013)

June 8th
Grace of Monaco (2014)

June 9th
Free the Nipple (2014)
It’s Tough Being Loved by Jerks (2008)

June 10th
Nightcrawler (2014)
Pretty Little Liars: Season Five
Rosewater (2014)

June 11th
The Legend (1993)
The Legend 2 (1993)
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.: Season Two

June 12th
Champs (2015)
The Cobbler (2014)
Life of Crime (2013)
Orange Is the New Black: Season Three

June 13th
Antarctica: A Year on Ice (2013)
Scandal: Season Four
Transformers: Age of Extinction (2014)

June 15th
Bindi’s Bootcamp: Season One
Danger Mouse: Season One-Ten
Pussy Riot: A Punk Prayer (2013)
Really Me: Season One-Two
Rodney Carrington: Laughter’s Good
Team Toon: Season One
Wizards vs. Aliens: Season One-Three

June 16th
Backstreet Boys: Show ‘Em What You’re Made Of (2015)
Curious George (2006)
Lee Daniels’ The Butler (2013)
Two Days, One Night (2014)

June 17th
Heartland: Season Six
Point and Shoot (2014)

June 19th
A Most Wanted Man (2014)
Some Assembly Required (2012)

June 20th
Cake (2014)

June 23rd
Advantageous (2015)

June 24th
Beyond the Lights (2014)

June 25th
Ballet 422 (2014)

June 26th
Dragons: Race to the Edge: Season One
Katy Perry: The Prismatic World Tour (2015)
What Happened, Miss Simone? (2015)
Young & Hungry: Season Two

June 27th
The Reluctant Fundamentalist (2012)

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